Now, now, Sie-Sie!
Don't say you'll live as his second choice!
Yes, yes, that's right.
Smooch.
But Saito-san has Miss Valliere.
You don't lose to her at all in charm.
That includes your breasts!
Oh yeah, I'll give this to you.
A love potion I confiscated from a customer.
He tried to use it on me of all people.
These things are outlawed!
Apparently it lasts only for one day.
So don't worry, no one will find out about it.
More importantly, you shouldn't be so negative!
Even you're saying that, Uncle?
But...
You can't call it fair against an aristocrat unless you use a love potion!
What a mystifying glow.
If I use this...
I love you, Siesta!
I can't control myself anymore!
We mustn't, Master.
No, not that!
No! I can't control people's hearts with magic.
But...
Maybe if it's just a little, I can enjoy a dream, can't I?
Miss Valliere, did you not go to class?
I was taking this water flea on probation for a little walk.
It hurts...
Oh my god, look at him.
You're being too harsh on Saito-san.
You dare insert yourself in a matter between a familiar and his master?
Well, I am Saito-san's personal maid.
The maid has an obligation to be concerned about her master's health.
Aren't you holding yourself very highly?
I think you lack love to not be able to trust your familiar.
If I were his master, I would take care of him better!
What? Are you saying I'm wrong?
Yes, basically.
You've said it.
Do it if you can. I'll watch you.
I really can?
Then how about for one month?
What?
Oh, is that too long?
Then how about for a week?
Hey now...
Fine, then I'll settle for one day.
Gosh, make it one hour.
Feel what it's like to be his owner.
Take him wherever you want.
Thank you very much, Miss Valliere!
Then I'll start right away.
Let's go, Master.
Well, ah...
Hurry now, else we will run out of time.
Oh boy...
Come on. Come on.
Come on.
He was being dragged around by Louise a moment ago, and now it's Siesta.
We were fortunate, in a way, to be given our parole with just weeding.
I'm hungry! I'm thirsty!
My delicate body isn't made for manual labor like this!
I'm sorry.
Tiffania! You can't give them any quarter!
They're the Order of Pervert Knights who peeped in the girls' bath.
That was because my desire for ultimate beauty led me to the forbidden land.
You there! Stop talking and work!
Yes! Pardon me!
They called us, the noble Order of Undine Knights, the Order of Pervert Knights.
Ow!
Owie...
Are you all right?
Y-Yeah...
I'm... not really fine, but thanks anyway.
You're welcome.
So, um, what should we do next?
"What", as in...
We're short on time! We must make progress!
D-Don't mind me.
S-Saito-san, are you thirsty at all?
Not really.
Please don't hesitate. Since today...
...we're playing newlyweds.
N-N-Newlyweds?!
Yes, since I want you to enjoy some quality time.
So...
Today, we're a newlywed couple!
Siesta...
So, what do newlyweds do?
Yes... How should I put it...
What am I doing?
Maybe you were thirsty?
No, that's not exactly what I meant.
Excuse me for a moment.
Jessica! And Uncle Scarron, too?
Siesta, is someone there?
I-It's no one.
What are you two doing here?
We came worried about you.
So, did you use it already?
Please, stop it!
I'm sorry for the commotion.
So um, what I was saying before.
Yes.
I'm the bride, and you're the husband.
So it's basically like playing house?
Y-Yes, more or less.
So to start out...
Welcome home, Dear.
I'm... home...
What's wrong?
I wasn't breathing for a moment there.
Sh-She's so cute...
U-Um...
Would you like dinner?
Or maybe a bath?
Or...
Wait! No! Hold!
Food! I'll have dinner!
Why did I say that?
Where did that stupid maid and water flea disappear to?
We're finally alone, Siesta.
I'm happy, Saito-san.
God!
After this, we're going to the front gate.
Tiffania, keep an eye on them.
Beatrice and I are going to go check the premises.
Okay.
Now, get working. Don't try to dodge your task just because I'm not around.
We won't.
Wow, Jessica, you're so aggressive.
I can't do that.
Why? Aren't you two newlyweds?
Then this is the most basic of basics.
But it's pushing it too much.
Tres bien! Maybe I'll put it into practice at our store!
You'll scare the customers away.
Then I guess I can't!
It's too much!
You don't have the time, right?!
Come on now. Your precious time is ticking away.
Are you doing it or are you not?
Fine, okay.
You made your point!
That's right, good girl.
Don't stare at me so much!
I'm starving...
S-Si-Si-Si-Siesta?!
What in the world are you doing?
I never imagined the day I'd get to see the legendary naked apron with my own eyes!
I don't care if I die from divine retribution right now!
Are you all right, Saito-san?
Please enjoy.
Enjoy what?
The food, of course.
Before that...
"Get any closer"...
..."and you're dead"?
What's the matter?
Oh, nothing.
Is this a torture?
Or, is it a trial?
Oh no, what am I doing?
Sorry, I'm going to the bathroom.
Maybe those were too much stimuli for him?
She should just use the love potion.
This is impossible.
I feel bad for Siesta, but I have to apologize to her and return to my room.
Should I really return?
I might never get this kind of chance ever again.
What's holding you back, Siesta?
Hurry and put this in.
Then Saito-san will...
I love you, Siesta!
I can't control myself anymore!
We mustn't, Master.
Oh, so that's what your "care" is?
Yes, what's wrong?!
Things like this, it's do it and win.
Anyone who takes the step wins!
I win the bust size, too!
What is it about busts, anyway?
I'm sorry!
My gosh...
Ow.
What is this?
A love potion?!
Who did that?!
Sorry, Montmorency. Are you all right?
Thanks to you, I sniffed some of the potion.
Crap.
G-Go away.
Why?
Louise...
What? You're creeping me out.
Louise, you're amazingly cute.
You're making my heart throb.
Let go of me! I said you're creeping me out.
Your heartless words are so great.
Listen, you're a girl and so am I!
I don't care about that.
If you don't stay still, I'll rip your clothes off.
Tabitha! Help me! Please!
I'll help scouting.
Anything else is not my concern.
Don't say that and help me!
No, don't touch there!
Seriously! You really can't touch there!
N-No...
Where did it go?
Jessica...
It's Jessica.
It's been a while.
You remember me, right?
Look at how much you've grown since we last met.
Unforgivable! Absolutely not!
Don't tell me you...
Tell you what?
That love potion is starting a big mess.
This is... that, right?
The thing I gave to Siesta, right?
I've got to do something before this gets any worse.
Hey you, maid!
Wow, you're cute.
Are you new here?
Let me touch your fine-looking bosom.
I get first rights!
No, me!
Hey, wait! Let go of me!
If things are done, I'm going home.
Tabitha... When I look at you, your small and thin body's really cute.
Let me see how small yours are.
I won't let you say no.
Air Hammer.
Do you like the flavor, Dear?
Y-Yeah...
It's kind of noisy outside.
Let's not worry about what's outside.
Rather than that, please look at me.
I'll go check outside!
Saito-san!
Ouch.
What are you doing? Do you know that I'm Princess Guldenhorf?
You're as tough as always.
But that's what's so good about you.
Montmorency Onee-sama...
I'll do anything you say.
It infects others through kisses?
I've finally caught you.
S-Stop it, Louise!
I'm feeling strange.
Is this what love is?
Saito-san!
Shh! Something looks strange.
Um, how long should I be monitoring them?
Hey, it's Tiffania.
What beautiful white skin...
Why did you come?
I shouldn't have?
Why are they so big?
You'll suffocate others with them.
I've got to punish you for that.
No fair! Don't take her all for yourself!
I want to touch them, too! I want to kiss her, too!
Please stop!
No!
What's gotten into you all?
Please don't look at me like that.
You're scaring me.
Wait!
Hold it!
We're not letting you get away!
Tifa-chan!
Stop following me!
That's Scarron.
What a manly maid we have here...
Wait!
You're so different from a skinny stuck-up I know.
I don't know who you are, but you flatter me.
Look at those muscles.
I wonder what it feels like to be hugged by those arms.
Louise! What are you doing?!
Long time no see, Saito-kun!
You're so my type!
What is this all of a sudden?
No, you can't!
Call me "Mi mademoiselle".
Hey stop. I said you're making me...
Sick!
Ouch!
My crotch... My crotch...
My balls...
Rest in peace.
Saito-san, help me.
What's wrong, Tifa?
Something's wrong with everyone.
They're coming after my breasts and hugging me.
I bet it's a magic that makes people lose their senses.
Please get out of here, Saito-san.
Magic?
Tifa. So that's where you were.
You won't get away from us.
The quarrel between us started the moment we met.
Today, we'll end it using our bodies!
Using your bodies?!
You'll make love just like us.
Love is great.
What a sight.
What should I do?
I never imagined the effects of the love potion would spread this much.
Now, Tifa!
I didn't want to use it at a place like this, but...
But, if it's magic...
Nau cid yisa waysarel.
Hagaraz yul beog.
Need is algees.
Bel kana man lagoo!
What was I doing?
Who are you?
I think I was having a great dream.
Eek! Who are you?!
Crap!
We shouldn't be here! Let's go home!
Wait for me!
Tifa, what was that magic you just used?
I'm sorry, Saito-san.
Everyone, I think the love potion I had caused this.
Love potion?
You mean this?
It's a real low quality one, but it was yours?
I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.
Forget it. I don't remember anything, and I don't want to remember.
You'd better not play a prank like this from now on.
Yes.
Magic for oblivion?
Yes. It's the only spell I can use.
It erases memories.
I've never heard of such magic before.
Nature magic?
Or...
I'm not sure.
Nice to meet you,
Chevalier de Norfatul Tabitha-dono.
Why?
Why are you here and not in Galia?
My master wants a dragon of which only four exist in this world.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Someone you're very familiar with.
Listen. This could be a chance for you to regain your mother's heart.
Succeed in your mission.
Sigh...
It's impossible.
But...
Mirror, oh mirror, tell me! Who do I want to be the most?
I'm sure it'll be someone no one can imagine me to be.
Zero no Tsukaima. Princess no Rondo.
The Sleipnir Ball.
Saito, come find me quick!
I won't forgive you if you look away.